Subject: Guts/Balls....The Distinction
Content: There is a medical distinction. We've all heard
> about people having guts or balls, but do you really know
> the difference between them?
>
> In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions
> are listed below:
>
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
> the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
> the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you
> flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
> the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
> collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls
> to say: You're next, Chubby.'
>
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the
> definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in
> the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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