 Re: A little Adult Humor
Q. How can you tell the difference between a
Young prostitute and Old prostitute?
A. one uses vasalene & the other pollygrip
Q. how can you tell if a prositute is worn out ?
A. she sits on a Bar stool and falls to the floor
Q. What is the difference
between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and
sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your
mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the
height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your
vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how
New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of
the sheep that kick.
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because
it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but
a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in
common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas
tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About
three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For
traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A:
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a
girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference
between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men
find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub
their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to
scratch
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