Why did the Chicken????? » QUADCRAZY ATV Community Forum

mywifeknowseverythin · 05-11-2008, 09:55 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized

the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with
all the chickens

on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road.

This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure
-- right from Day One!

-- that every chicken in this country gets the chance
it deserves to cross the road.

But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't
realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road
before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle
ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You
can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider
information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming
story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only
cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the
Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never
cra...#@&&^(C% .........
reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Ajmboy · 05-12-2008, 01:04 AM

Funny....

trailblazer_02 · 05-12-2008, 01:11 AM

hahahahah