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wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 10:12 PM

hey! i thought i told you to cover your eyeballs and leave? now your mind is goign to be corrupted

trailblazer_02 · 03-03-2008, 10:15 PM

its wayyyyy past corrupt...just ask bot.

...not on a forum. ill get in troubblllleeeee

wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 10:17 PM

haha, too funny.

trailblazer_02 · 03-03-2008, 10:18 PM

i know.
i love smilies on this thing.
opps. my bad..wrong room
:leaving:

wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 10:28 PM

goood and don't come back for like 2 years

BuckBilly · 03-04-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheeler0801

haha, my husband was blessed with the same gift, don't feel bad :)

here's my REAL contribution to this post:

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

A fella could pop a nut laughing with this one.

BuckBilly · 03-04-2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailblazer_02

i know.
i love smilies on this thing.
opps. my bad..wrong room
:leaving:

You will shoot you eye out in here little feller.

wheeler0801 · 03-04-2008, 02:45 PM

hahahahaha noone else has any jokes to contribute?? I guess I'll just have to find a new one to post!!

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."