Best Come Back Line EVER!!!!

*mywifeknowseverythin* · 09-15-2007, 12:40 PM

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best
Come Back Line Ever."> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence,
22 year old white male,in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.>
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with
lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public
intoxication.> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin
patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop,
"You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he
stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled
over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was
appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented
with evident embarrassment.> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence
failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his
audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual
situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to
Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."> Officer Taylor
went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I said,
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and
then he looked me straight in the face and said... "A pumpkin? Shit...is
it midnight already?"

DirtDemon · 09-19-2007, 05:22 AM

That is funny, I heard a story about a guy who got caught having sex with a dead dog on the side of the road.

Sc0tt · 09-20-2007, 05:33 PM

Yep it is a sick world.