 I want to live my life Backwards
I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every
day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension, and then ... When you start work, you get a
gold watch or have a party on your first day. You work 40
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities
; you become a baby, and then .... You spend your last 9
months floating peacefully in luxury, in spar-like condition
; central heating, room service on tap, lighter every day,
and then ... You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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