Water or Alcohol » QUADCRAZY ATV Community Forum

mywifeknowseverythin · 10-06-2007, 09:58 AM

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, by the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

**Remember:**
Water = Poop

Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of S#@$.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service