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mywifeknowseverythin · 07-03-2008, 08:32 AM

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, ?

and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

__________________________________________

The Doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you,
who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry ,
he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake ,
he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane ,
aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

____________________________________________

The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic" would strongly suggest ,
that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that "beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

mywifeknowseverythin · 07-03-2008, 08:32 AM

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

yamahabansheeboy · 07-26-2008, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mywifeknowseverythin

NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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