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Stoopidbot1 · 03-14-2008, 08:29 PM

OK, I heard an absolutely horrible joke. I think it's funny but it is pretty wrong. I have a sick sence of humor. I take this stuff as a joke not serious. If you are easily offended, please don't read.

What is the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?

Acne at least wait until you're 16 to come on your face!

wheeler0801 · 03-15-2008, 10:57 AM

oh my goodness gracious. that is disgusting. hahahaha

mywifeknowseverythin · 03-16-2008, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wheeler0801

ok...enough w/the words:

Ok,,,,How about Video

I think I have Figured it out......You guys ever wonder why the Girls on this Site NEVER SHOW THEIR PICURES????

If I Drank Beer....Id be ALL OVER One of these Girls

YouTube - ATV Calendar girls music video

giterdone · 03-16-2008, 08:54 PM

I just threw up!

txduggan · 03-17-2008, 09:55 AM

Looking at that pic SO sucked on a Monday morning.....

wheeler0801 · 03-20-2008, 11:11 AM

bahahahah i've seen that video before :)

here......here's a picture from me from the latest race :)

Mary Ann Walden- powered by SmugMug

sorry about the link, but i'm pictures 170, 171 and my husband is actually 172, 173...and no, he doesn't own a yami. that's his friend's quad...his steering stem on the 450r broke in two a mile into the race.......

wheeler0801 · 03-20-2008, 11:20 AM

ps...here's my funny :)

wheeler0801 · 03-28-2008, 11:43 PM

wow, i'm quite appalled that noone has posted any more jokes since BEFORE i went on vacation....so I guess I'm goin to throw some gas on the wood to get the fire burning again........

or something like that:

wheeler0801 · 03-29-2008, 03:16 PM

soo I guess I'll continue to post in here BY MYSELFFFF

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

HvPhotog · 03-30-2008, 11:25 AM

A man who worked for the Fire Dept. came home from work one day and
told his wife, "We really have a wonderful system at the Fire Dept. Bell 1
rings, we all put on our coats, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3
rings and we are on the truck ready to go. From now on we are going to run this
house the same way. When I say 'Bell 1,' you strip naked. 'Bell 2,' you jump into
bed. 'Bell 3,' we are going to make love all night."

The next night when he came home from work he yelled: "Bell 1." She
took off all her clothes. "Bell 2," she jumped into bed. "Bell 3," they began to
make love.

After a few minutes she yelled, "Bell 4."

He said, "What the hell is 'Bell 4'?"

"MORE HOSE," she responded. "YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."