A little Adult Humor » QUADCRAZY ATV Community Forum

mywifeknowseverythin · 03-02-2008, 08:42 AM

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

BuckBilly · 03-03-2008, 09:22 AM

Wonder if that fella got lucky.

txduggan · 03-03-2008, 09:42 AM

How do you put a condom on an elbow?!?!?!?

BuckBilly · 03-03-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by txduggan

How do you put a condom on an elbow?!?!?!?

I can't help you on that one. I'm more of the pull shoot type of guy.That and she likesthesticky hair gel.

wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckBilly

I can't help you on that one. I'm more of the pull shoot type of guy.That and she likesthesticky hair gel.

haha, gross. cute joke.

BuckBilly · 03-03-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wheeler0801

haha, gross. cute joke.

Sorry for the sick sense of humor. I can only say is its a gift.

wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 10:02 PM

haha, my husband was blessed with the same gift, don't feel bad :)

here's my REAL contribution to this post:

HOW TO MAKE LOVE

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 soft, warm mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.

trailblazer_02 · 03-03-2008, 10:05 PM

HAHA funny jokes...
uh
i mean..
oops.
wrong room

wheeler0801 · 03-03-2008, 10:06 PM

heyyyyy you're supposed to be 18 in here, cover your eyes and step out of the room

trailblazer_02 · 03-03-2008, 10:08 PM

that was the point of the leaving smiley.