mywifeknowseverythin

A man with a black eye boards a plane bound for
> Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
>
> He notices immediately that the guy next to him has
> a black eye, too.
>
> He says to him, 'Hey, this is a coincidence, we
> both have black eyes;
> do you mind if I ask how you got yours?'
>
> The other guy says,
>
> 'Well, it just happened. It was a tongue
> twister accident.
>
> See, I was at the ticket counter and there was this
> gorgeous blonde
>
> with enormous breasts bulging out of the top of her
> uniform.
>
> So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to
> Pittsburgh ,'
>
> I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets
> to Tittsburgh',
>
> and she socked me a good one.'
>
> The first guy replies, 'Wow! This is
> unbelievable.
>
> Mine was a tongue twister, too!
>
> I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to
> my wife,
>
> 'Please pour me a bowl of Nut and Honey
> cereal.'
> But I accidentally said,
>
> 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered,
> fat-ass bitch.''
>

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and it holds the universe together

BuckBilly

That fits my other uncle that has been married 3 times. You guessed it, 2nd and 3rd wife are the some.

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Ride,
type about it,
or go lay on the porch with the puppies!

fox300exchic

hahahahaha

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