fox300exchic

> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
> 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the
> living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
>
> 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell
> off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons
> of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the
> train...cause we're going down the tracks.'
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We
> don't usethat kind of language in this house.
>
> Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay
> there for TWO HOURS.< /PRE>>
> When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the son
> came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train.
> Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...
> 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you
> and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
> with us again soon.'
> > She heard her little darling continue...'For those of
> you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the
> train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
> with us today.
> As the mother began
to smile, the child added, 'For
> those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
> please see the bitch in the kitchen...

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