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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart-arse student turned in the following book report with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... . $29.99
Clinton:.... . $29.99

Titanic:.... . Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton:.... . Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.
Clinton:.... . The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe.

Titanic:.... . Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:.... . Bill is a bull#### artist.

Titanic:.... . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:.... . Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:.... . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:.... . Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:.... . Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:.... . Let's not go there.

Titanic:.... . Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:.... . Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:.... . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:.... . Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:.... . Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:.... . Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.... . Bill goes home to Hillary which is basically the same thing.

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Fox300exchic

I'd have to say thats a pretty good book report!

SheDevil

+1. That was about as good as I could write it!

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