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mywifeknowseverythin · 12-15-2006, 07:50 AM

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living
objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold
everythingin, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned
off, it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and
are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get
them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the
same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time,
all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years,
they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought
it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd
be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to
push, he just keeps trying

admin · 12-15-2006, 06:00 PM

LOL...funny