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Double Post.
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A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Buckbilly, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Buckbilly, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Buckbilly was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Buckbilly showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: "First", Buckbilly said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. "Second" he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Fourth", Buckbilly said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed. "And last," Buckbilly said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00".
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Buckbilly had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' BuckBilly frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast.
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I'd like to welcome BuckBilly back to the moderating team. BuckBilly was a mod here in the past and has decided to again give a helping hand in moderating our forums. We thank him and all our mods for their hard work and support!
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What do you' all think.
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0 to 60 quicker than you can wet fart!!!!!!!