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Points standings for the Just Add Dirt Mud Series
For the MONEY:
Open Class: Ray Surdi
Pro Class: Jason Hathon
Mud Bog 750: Tad Bently
Mud Bog 500: Steven Miller
Womens Open: 3 way tie, Collier, Williams, Evans
*After four of six races
See ya all at the Redneck Yacht Club Next month
A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Buckbilly, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Buckbilly, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Buckbilly was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Buckbilly showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First", Buckbilly said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second" he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Buckbilly said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Buckbilly said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00".
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