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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss

them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching

one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a

peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in

only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became

worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out

the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could

get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then

proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow

hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took th e young

man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so

wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he

grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."

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He really should of washed his hands first beforr he stuck em in his nose or better yet a pair of latex gloves to stop the spread of germs

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