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  1. Get their Chores done this weekend..????? I did....been Bachin it all weekend getting some Stuff done that I have been laggin on.....Tapped into the CAPT. and Coke about 4 Hrs ago.....Just startin to Hit my Stride!!!!!! The wife will be home soon.....Time for another before that happens.....LMAO!!!!!

    What did you do this weekend.....??????

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  2. I have friends with Pumped Banshee....Trust me....They work on them more than they ride....But when they are running they are pretty much untouchable....If it were me.....I woud just rebuild the T4..Or go with the ol TRX.....I have friends with those too and they have been reliable and Bullet proof....Plus....Like the T4's,,,,Kinda Rare....Everyone has a Banshee to pull up on....

  3. Those ol FL350's are sure were the Cats Meow back in the day.....We used to Rock the ol FL250 Unsuspended ones when we were kids...a couple of my Dads buddies had them and they are GREAT Dune machine's....

    The thing to Really have is the Honda Pilot FL400.....Two Model yrs 88 and 89 I believe....Two Stroke 400's......Freakin Increadible Rocket ship.....

    Just search youtube....Lots videos of them all......

  4. 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $10.00.

    'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $1, 000.00 will only buy a used one.

    'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. 20 cents a pack is ridiculous..

    'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter.

    'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

    'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.

    'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

    'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .

    'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President..

    'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now..

    'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

    'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.

    'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

    'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.

    'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

    'There is no sense going on short trips anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

    'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.'

    'If they think I'll pay 30 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'

    Know any friends who would get a kick out of these, pass this on! Be sure and send it to your kids and grand kids too

  5. Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

    1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

    2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

    3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

    4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

    5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

    6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

    7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

    8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

    9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

    10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

    11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

    12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

    You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

    This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

    To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

    It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

    A.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

    b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.

    c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.

    d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.

    e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

    f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

    g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

    You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

    AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??

    MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK OBAMA AND YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WAL MART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???

    WAL MART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS.......WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?

  6. Was this an ON the job accident????? I cant remember at the moment....

    Maybe you could be retrained to do something else???? If it was on the job that is...I know my job offered that to me when I blew my back out....Well,,,Not the Job....The State did.....But I kept my position and eventually moved up the ladder into a tractor.....Long Freakin Story but to make it short....You could have options you are not looking at.....

    Let me know if I can help ya in any way.....

  7. Dude it is a Honda Recon with no racks and very little plastic. It will plow with out any problem.

    Like DD said , fab it. Only way I will own a plow.

    Ok,,,,,Ive owned a little EX.....That thing wouldnt pull or push the Shorts on or off your ARSE:huh: never had a plow on it though....So it is possible that I dont know what Im talking about:laugh:

  8. Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.

    "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"

    "They said, "Good morning, General."

  9. You are correct....It was posted in the General ATV section.....

    No big deal....We get alot of this.....Most of it is one hit wonders and it just makes it a pain to track down all this stuff and move it....Takes time....

    Hope everything works out for ya,,,,,Feel free to Cruise around here.....Lots of stuff to see...

  10. Im all for promoting the Sport and your place for that matter.....But please in the Future, Take the time to figure out where to post....Not only does it free up the Moderators time but it might just give you a better response if it is in the proper forum.....

    Thank you,,,,

    Your EVIL MOD:wink:

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