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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-arse student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... . $29.99 Clinton:.... . $29.99 Titanic:.... . Over 3 hours to read. Clinton:.... . Over 3 hours to read. Titanic:.... . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe. Clinton:.... . The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and ensuing catastrophe. Titanic:.... . Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:.... . Bill is a bull#### artist. Titanic:.... . In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:.... . Ditto for Bill. Titanic:.... . During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:.... . Ditto for Monica. Titanic:.... . Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:.... . Let's not go there. Titanic:.... . Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:.... . Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic:.... . Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:.... . Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:.... . Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:.... . Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:.... . Bill goes home to Hillary which is basically the same thing.
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Well,,,,,,,After 35 yrs of Riding on 3 Wheels....... I broke down today and bought a new 08 Raptor 700R......I havent seen it yet, or sat on one but it will be in the Garage next Friday....I stood in my Garage today for Hours just Talkin to my Trikes and trying to find the Best way to break the news..Went through a whole pack of Smokes before I could tell them..They just looked So disgusted with me....I really couldnt even look at them directly:frown: WTF did I just do!!!