Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's pe*** and notices there's a
Nicoderm patch on it
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your pe***."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
IF YOU'RE LAUGHING...YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!