Husband and wife are shopping in Safeway
when the man picks up a 12 pack of bud lite and sticks it into the trolley
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife
"They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans", he says
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and
they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman
picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says
The man replies...
"SO DOES 12 bottles of bud lite .......AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE"