In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of
a man's pe*** was larger than the shaft. After one year and
180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than
the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own
study.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Newfoundland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own
study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer,
they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and
hitting him in the forehead.