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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep > and > a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that > they were stranded on a deserted island. > > After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal > companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. > > One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus > clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. > > As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the > lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. > > But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the > man took his arm from around the sheep. > > After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but > there was no more cuddling > > A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. > > The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. > > That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It > was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle > breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to > get "those feelings" again... > > He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned > over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear... > > "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?