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any fresh dune

Sand Star Tires

Funny, I love the one where Roger says "sorry to bother you at dinner.."

They have some very inexpensive kids quads.

feeling of freedom

That is totally messed up! I don't understand people at all.

that worked good

Hey sorry man!

one of them

Great idea!

Funny!!

True Tales of Idiocy...

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get one-free coupon for a

sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little

chalkboard that said "Buy one-get one free". "They're already

buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "So I guess they're both free". She

handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.

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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house.. To get rid of his

old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the

fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend

decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too

good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it.

They walk among us.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them

shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and

said, "Where?"

They walk among us.

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun

waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the

north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and

has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up

with that stuff."

They walk among us.

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I

got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days

a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to

end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They walk among us.

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was

moving."

They walk among us.

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My friend has a lifesaving tool in his car designed to cut through a

seat belt if he gets trapped. He keeps it in the trunk.

They walk among us.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They walk among us.

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain

rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's

nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the

head is turned.

They walk among us.

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has

your plane arrived yet?"

They walk among us.

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like

it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before

responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough

to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, they walk among us..............

AND....................................they reproduce!

Cool by association

That is a good one. I have heard it before but it is so funny.

Those are awesome!!

Very nice!

:rolleyes: Useless posts

Yeah that is a good one!

Well your not the average male duh!

Support your local Sheriff!

they had to

Sounds great man. I would also love to have a track.

Wow I would love to do something like that. I wish I had the courage to start it.

Yeah it would. I wonder if they give tours.

They are both great quads. I don't think you could go wrong with either.