A dangerous new virus is going around.
It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK).
You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues.
Do not touch it.
This virus will wipe out your private life If you come into contact with WORK,
there are "Two Antidotes" availible
You can purchase:
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
They're available at your local grocery store.
Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated.
It may be necessary to keep EXTRA (WINE or (BEER) on hand
this virus has a bad habbit of returning over & over
So be prepared