World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Once upon a time,

a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and Quads

and had a fast race car

and went fishing and hunting

and played golf a lot

and drank beer and scotch

and had tons of money in the bank

and left the toilet seat up

and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

[Lumpneck]

Man, that's beautiful. I love a happy ending.