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A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80s, go to

a sex therapists office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an

elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing

wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for

coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex

therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

this happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,

has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm

sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

Moe says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married

and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here

for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare biggrin blink biggrin

Hey Chopper!!!!!

Just checked the Weather for the Pismo Trip......High 70's and Low 80's for the Whole timelovestruck It also looks as tho we will have a Big Chunk of Dunes to ourselves.....There has only been 50 spots Reservedbiggrin

NEWACRIDER,,,,,

CA City is a Bit far for me for a Weekend run....I plan my Trips a yr in advance for the big ones....Hope to ride with you sometime....Oh,,,Pull the kids out!!!!ohmy I AMlaugh

Fox300exchic,,,,, You Honestly Dont know what your missingblink Just me Being there is Reason enough:p

OH and Chopper.....count me in on your Pismo Trip.....thumbup wink Will I be Able to SPOON with you????

7 Days and a Wake Up!!!!!!

You guys are Missing outthumbdown cursing thumbdown

Just wanted to let you know that Doug Received the Carb and said it was PERFECT!!!!

YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Also,,,,Keep me up to date on your progress with the NEW Trikeslovestruck

I cant see itthumbdown cursing

OH Manconfused1 Sand is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better than Dirtlovestruck

Too bad,,,,You guys are gonna miss an EPIC Ridethumbup

My husband and I have yet to find another couple to ride with. That would be nice. Every time we come across a guy that rides and is married he says his wife doesnt ride.

Come out to Pismo on March 8th....I am Part of a Couple that Rides....thumbup As well as Most of the people coming out there...You can help me break in the Wifes new Quadcool And Dont tell me that its too far away either....You are closer by 2 1/2 hrs than me....Its only 5 hrs for you....AND,,,,Dont give I dont have anyone to Watch the kid either....There are VERY Capable Hands around Camp not counting all the Kids to be Played with....

So,,,,We have enough Room

We will have a Kiddy Track

When they Get tired we make Accomodations

And just how can you pass on not seeing this Site at least once in your life(Im a Grown man and I actually walked down to the Beach and Took this pictureblushing )

Man you are one sexy bich in that speedo hehe.

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You know you want mebiggrin

10 More Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

300EXCHICKY are you going or whatconfused1wink

HEY!!!! NEW SMILIES!!!!!!!! blink

I have never heard of them but that doesnt mean Jack since I dont keep up with this stuff....However,,,,I have Friends that say they have tried Several different Off brands and found them Lacking in the Comfort dept. Especially Boots....If your gonna be in them all day you want something that is going to Feel Good ALL DAY!!! Otherwise you will be miserable....Just something to think about.....

I do that Crap all the Time.....Most of the time though....I wake up before I hit the Ground:)

He He He!!!! They dont know me very well....

The title says it all.....

What gets me is I have never done anything to my Page....It just doesnt interest me.... But I get these emails all the time that someone wants to be my Friend....I dont get it....Some of them dont post at all in the main Forum but they seem to find me....Is my ORA Bleeding into the Internet???

All it is is a Warehouse that some people Threw Dirt into and Built a Track....They change it every Week...I think to Somewhat mimic some of the Pro MX Tracks out there....It doesnt even need to be a MX Track....Make an Oval....This warehouse is only about 100 by maybe 400 Feet....Ill try to get you Better Prospective Next week.....

You can check out their Website at www.warehouse909mx.com

Here are a few shots from Last night....He did good in the First MOTO.....He was working on his Bunny Hop:D The last picture is to set up the 4th Lap in the 2nd MOTO....Before he hit the Turn he looked Back to look for traffic and let them pass(He cant keep up with the older kids:( ) They were on him so he went high in the Bank Turn to let them go by....Went higher than he should have and Kissed the Wall....He Bailed and Rolled down the Turn and his bike Followed and Rolled on top of him:eek: I didnt know I could still RUN or Hop a 4' Fence:D He is ok....A little Shook up...Bike Bars a little Bent, Helmet Viser is Snapped as well as his Chin and Bit Tounge....He's a Trooper though....He said they would just have to pass him Next time without his help....

Ha Ha!!!!!! Dont worry.....Youll be there Soon enough:D Ill come down and Roost with ya!!!

BTW.....You being a Dealer.....Can you get any deals on A-Arms and Shocks from places like Elka or Works??? I want to Trick the 90:cool: and Im not sure those Homemade kits from DiamondJcustoms will hold up On the MX track:(

So I take it NO ONE from this Site is Going to make it???????

What a Shame......

Ive Picked out my best Speedo too....

sold!!!!!!

Well you now have enough to make a 6 month Calender:D :D

Here is the New Quad I bought on Sat. for the Wife....

2007 Wolverine 450 Limited

Well,,,,,How was it???? What was it about??? was it the Ice Pick Killer???

Thanks,,,,,He caught some Good Air on a Table Top right after I put the camera Away....I had to Think to Breath again... . That was the First time he has done anything like that.3rd Gear Pinned ....When he pulled into the Pits he gave me a High 5...We talked about his laps and he looked down at his helmet and said "I think this is making me Faster" Got to love 5 yr olds

Welcome to the Boards!!!!!!!!!!1

Just remember am wayyyyyyyyyy lighter then you this motor should put out around 46-48 ftlbs of torque and the the guy doin the motor said it should lay down 63 hp,

AND.............

You know when you take that First Pee in the morning....When you Push down and your Heels come up and you automatically brace yourself on the wall in front of you.....Thats about 46-48 FTLBS of Torque:eek:

What is the RWHP???? Im gonna start calling you.....

Wicked450Rthinkshehas46-48ftlbsoftorqueand63hpbutthatisjustaguesscausesomeoneelseisdingmywork:D