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My Wifes POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be

annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do

more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

friend.

My POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar with a lot of motorcycle parking,

and loves to send me riding and galavanting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a S#@$.

The End

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