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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail.
In desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small "X" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "This is where your problem is."
The part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. The next week, the company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. They demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. The engineer responded briefly:
One chalk mark ... $1
Knowing where to put it ... $49,999
It was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.
You may have noticed over the past couple of weeks that, we added referral link in your account pages, referral counts (along with friend counts in the forum), and a referral page. (Thank you Admin)
This is in an effort to "Spread The Word" about QUADCRAZY.
If you use the SPECIAL Referral link, a new member who signes up under you, will go towards a referral by you.
It's easy, everyone has a referral link in the account page that looks like:
http://www.quadcrazy.com/signup/friend_[b]MYUSERNAME[/b]/[code] You can use this link to give to your friends, (Just change the [b]MYUSERNAME[/b] to yours and test.) Here are some quick links you can use to add on MySpace, Friendster, Facebook, other websites, and use as your Forum Signature on other sites if they allow html. (Just change the [b]MYUSERNAME[/b] to yours and test.) [b]Come Join me at QUADCRAZY![/b] [code]<b><a href="http://www.quadcrazy.com/signup/friend_[b]MYUSERNAME[/b]/">Come Join Me at QUADCRAZY!</a></b>
Have you checked out QUADCRAZY?
<b><a href="http://www.quadcrazy.com/signup/friend_[b]MYUSERNAME[/b]/">Have you checked out QUADCRAZY?</a></b>
Want to be on my QUADCRAZY friend's list?
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QUADCRAZY ATV Community - JOIN US!
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To use in forum signatures that do not accept HTML, write whatever text you want and link it to your Referral link which is:
(Just change the MYUSERNAME to yours and test.)
To use a banner with your referral link:
(Just change the MYUSERNAME to yours and test.)
<a href="http://www.quadcrazy.com/signup/friend_MYUSERNAME/"> <img border="0" src="http://quadcrazy.com/banner/234X60.gif" width="234" height="60">
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I was just made aware that I am your Greeting Party!!!! Had I known that(Im sure I should have known that:cute:) I would have Gave you a Warm and Friendly Welcome!!!!
This post is to welcome all that have posted in here....I want you guys to feel at home here...This is a Great Site with a Great Group of People with lots of knowledge...We try to have fun, as this is what this sport is all about...
If you have ANY QUESTIONS!!!! Please feel free to post them up or get a hold of me or ANY Moderator on this site and we will be happy to assist you in any way we can...
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Thank you and have a Great time!!!!
How do these people survive?
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,” as the reply. "So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today." She said
"OK” and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Police in Radnor , Pa , interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency room!
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid
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