Retired People

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Working people frequently ask retired people what

they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day Gladys and I went

into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about

5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a

parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about

giving a senior citizen a break? " He ignored us and continued writing

the ticket. I called him a Na** turd. He glared at me and

started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Gladys called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put

it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third

ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the

more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's

important at our age.

[CK1999_400ex]

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