The Dentist

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A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The Dentist pulls

out a freezing needle to give the man a

shot. 'No way!

No needles! I hate needles,' the patient said.

The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects.

'I can't do the gas thing.

The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!'

The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

'No

objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The Dentist then

returns and says, 'Here's a Vi**** tablet.'

The patient says,

'Wow! I didn't know Vi**** worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the

Dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold onto

when I pull your tooth.