Quick Whit

[mywifeknowseverythin]

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and

to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private

parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a

gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If

you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."