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THE POSTMAN

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of

carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same

neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted

by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent

him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine

cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific

fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly

beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door,

and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his

mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed

him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry

waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming

coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out

from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too

wonderful for words, " he said, "but what's the dollar

for?"

Well, " she said, "last night, I told my husband that today

would be your last day, and that we should do something special

for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said,

"F@#@ him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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