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A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to

get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady

of the house was to prepare the meal.

When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to

outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak,

but, mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, 'No mushrooms.

They are too high.'

He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those

mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed.'

She said, 'No, some wild mushrooms are poison.'

He said, 'Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK.'

So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced,

and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ole' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful.

Ole ' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ole' Spot

and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use

them.

The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from

town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap

on her head.

After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played Phase

10 and Mexican train dominoes. About then, the helper lady from town,

came in and whispered in Janet's ear, 'Mrs. Williams, Ole' Spot just

died'.

Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called

the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, 'That's

bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance

and I will be there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas

and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just

keep them calm.'

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the

road. The EMT's and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a

stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an

enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished,

the doctor came out and said, 'I think everything will be fine now.'

Then he left.

They were all l looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and

about this time, the helper lady came in and said, 'You know, that

fellow that ran over Ole' Spot never even stopped.'

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