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She says VS. He hears

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What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,

you and I need to clean up,

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear,

if we don't do laundry right now!?"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

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