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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep

> and

> a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that

> they were stranded on a deserted island.

>

> After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal

> companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

>

> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus

> clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

>

> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the

> lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

>

> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the

> man took his arm from around the sheep.

>

> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but

> there was no more cuddling

>

> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

>

> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

>

> That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It

> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle

> breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to

> get "those feelings" again...

>

> He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned

> over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear...

>

> "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?

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