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The Pharmacist

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Guest Fox300exchic

The Pharmacist



> A calm, respectable lady went into the

> pharmacy and walked up to the pharmacist,

> looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I

> would like to buy some cyanide."


> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world

> do you need cyanide?"


> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my

> husband."


> The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he

> exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't

> give you cyanide to kill your husband!

> That's against the law! I would lose my

> license! They'll throw both of us in jail!

> All kinds of bad things will happen!

> Absolutely not! You CANNOT have

> any cyanide!"


> The lady reached into her purse and pulled

> out a picture of her husband in bed with the

> pharmacist's wife.


> The pharmacist looked at the picture and

> replied, "Well, now. That's Different. You

> didn't tell me you had a prescription..

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