Posted May 1, 2007 The Pharmacist > > > A calm, respectable lady went into the > pharmacy and walked up to the pharmacist, > looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I > would like to buy some cyanide." > > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world > do you need cyanide?" > > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my > husband." > > The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he > exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't > give you cyanide to kill your husband! > That's against the law! I would lose my > license! They'll throw both of us in jail! > All kinds of bad things will happen! > Absolutely not! You CANNOT have > any cyanide!" > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled > out a picture of her husband in bed with the > pharmacist's wife. > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and > replied, "Well, now. That's Different. You > didn't tell me you had a prescription.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Like what you are reading? Please help us by sharing this content.