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hey all this is trailblazer_02 from atvfan..

anyone else besides buck billy and stoopidbot from there?

:biggrin:

Welcome aboard! How are the folks over there at ATVFAN?

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hey all this is trailblazer_02 from atvfan..

anyone else besides buck billy and stoopidbot from there?

:biggrin:[Welcome aboad Trailblazer! Hope you like it here.

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people at atvfan treat you like your 4 :confused:

and if u post too much they freak out too.

i hope this place is different..i like it already :biggrin:Don't have to worry about that here .We even have a live chat area to.

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hey all this is trailblazer_02 from atvfan..

anyone else besides buck billy and stoopidbot from there?

:biggrin:

hey trailbalzer...took you long enough!lol

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