mywifeknowseverythin

Wine or Water

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don't. As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S#@$.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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