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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very

faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten

over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking

home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them

had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties

and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down

next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,

so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his

normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he

phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop!

I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with

a card stuck to her as* that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

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