mywifeknowseverythin 16 Report post Posted December 15, 2006 An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you." Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Like what you are reading? Please help us by sharing this content.