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An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long

time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and

tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like

that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he

replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a

dick-tator."

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