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Buckbilly had owned a large farm for several

years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he

fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some

apple, and peach trees.

One evening he decided to go down

to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it

over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back

some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting

and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of

young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and

they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not

coming out until you leave!'

BuckBilly frowned, 'I didn't come down here

to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond

naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to

feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

:laugh:

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