I need help with the Right Word

[mywifeknowseverythin]

They are like Phones.......

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.

But push the wrong button and your as* is disconnected.

Who are they????

[Stoopidbot1]

LMAO, I might get in trouble if I comment.

[BuckBilly]

Female ,politician , MWKE, or admin would be my answer. Also alcohol will work.

Edited June 7, 2009 by BuckBilly
Been drinking and thought it neede added to!!!!!!!!!!!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Female ,politician , MWKE, or admin would be my answer. Also alcohol will work.

OUCH!!!! Quit it!!!

[DirtDemon]

I know that one, it's my wife. Only when you hit the wrong button, the incessant bitching ensues.

[wheeler0801]

holy shmokes i hope my husband don't talk about me like that LOL!!

[DirtDemon]

I'm sure you don't complain as much as my wife does, I don't think anyone does. So you should be ok.

[wheeler0801]

bahahaha thanks I try to only b***h when it's needed LOL!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

bahahaha thanks I try to only b***h when it's needed LOL!

If you would just stay in the kitchen where you belong there wouldnt know whats going on and there would be no Bitchen!!!!

[mywifeknowseverythin]

HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE

Home Economics High School Text Book, 1954

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.

Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.