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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and

sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and

beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks

to

a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives

the

hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger. "

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Guest Fox300exchic

lol I gotta keep that joke.

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Wait why wouldnt he get a handjob for 10 bux? Thats a very good deal...though the food prices were pretty cheap too. Also the woman who makes the food should be wearing latex gloves.

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