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hahahahaha, i for warned .... it's cute though .... you gotta admit that .... and it wasn't a dig ....

ok now, i have a funny one but i don't want to hear bad feedback, but it's cute and not meant to offend ... ok people? why do italian guys grow mustaches? ***with italian accent and hand gestures*** because they want to look just like their momma...

i'll tell you tomorrow... that's it... shall i explain? LOL

do you know what bigger women and mopeds have in common? they're both fun to ride until your friends see you

how do you keep a bunch of quad guys in suspense ? i'll tell you tomorrow... LOL

what is the difference between light and hard? you can go to sleep with the light on ...

anyone know the definition of twin lesbians? lick alikes

what's green and slimey and smells like bacon? kermits' finger .... whoa!

8 tracks were the bomb! better sound than a cassette but always would change tracks in the middle of a good song... hahahaha boy, those were the days huh?

i always used chains... the snow in that part of the country is heavy and wet so i would have a path started so i could take a good run at it before i put the blade down. i was always in 4 too, i don't know how easy it'll be in just 2, but try it ....

is she a tech junkie? you know, little gadgets and gizmos? ipod, i phone? satelite radio with a boom box? i know its tough eh?

yes i definately want to see a video too! hahaha

thanks wiki-mario i will be able to sleep tonight... LOL

did you hear about the guy who suffered from dyslexia and insomnia? yah, stayed awake at night wondering if there was a dog ....

**NEWS FLASH** corduroy pillow cases making headlines

how would you drown a blonde? throw a mirror in the pool...

why is a boxing ring square?