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aaarrrggghhh, yes it is morning so soon! but, good morning everyone!

did you hear about the paki that bought a pair of odor eaters? took 2 steps then disappeared ...

how do you know when a woman is having an or****? who cares .... LOL

remote car starter ....

i'll say it.... a real stud won't pull out until the job is completed

yah, originally it was a frenchman and a newphie ... but i didn't know if you guys down south would know what a newphie was. newphies are classed as canadas "dumb" guys, but really not so, they just talk fast and furious... good folk. oh, and in the joke, the newphie let the frenchman have the moose... LOL

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right on! don't want to rock the boat with no one... dave chappelle has to be the best guy in the world who pokes as much fun at other races, as he does his own... god bless that man!

ok, an american and canadian were out moose hunting, each was on the other side of this big bull moose. both men at the same time squeezed off their round. the big moose dropped and both ran over to claim it. a big arguement started of who's it was. the canadian said, we can settle this pretty easily, lets just kick each other in the groin until the last man is standing, and he can claim it. the american agreed and said the canadian could go first. the canadian booted him and he dropped like a ton of bricks. finally the american was back on his feet and said, i guess it's my turn now. the canadian looked at him with a grin and said, nah take the friggin thing, you can have it.... AHAHAHAHAHA

hahahahaha, i for warned .... it's cute though .... you gotta admit that .... and it wasn't a dig ....

ok now, i have a funny one but i don't want to hear bad feedback, but it's cute and not meant to offend ... ok people? why do italian guys grow mustaches? ***with italian accent and hand gestures*** because they want to look just like their momma...

i'll tell you tomorrow... that's it... shall i explain? LOL

do you know what bigger women and mopeds have in common? they're both fun to ride until your friends see you

how do you keep a bunch of quad guys in suspense ? i'll tell you tomorrow... LOL

what is the difference between light and hard? you can go to sleep with the light on ...

anyone know the definition of twin lesbians? lick alikes

what's green and slimey and smells like bacon? kermits' finger .... whoa!

8 tracks were the bomb! better sound than a cassette but always would change tracks in the middle of a good song... hahahaha boy, those were the days huh?

i always used chains... the snow in that part of the country is heavy and wet so i would have a path started so i could take a good run at it before i put the blade down. i was always in 4 too, i don't know how easy it'll be in just 2, but try it ....

is she a tech junkie? you know, little gadgets and gizmos? ipod, i phone? satelite radio with a boom box? i know its tough eh?

yes i definately want to see a video too! hahaha