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Importance of Walking Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.' If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. AND Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh!t.

No need to start another post on this stuff.....So I am moving it in here...... Your Evil Mod.... MWKE

Oh,,,,,,But I do know that Dirtdog will be at Pismo for Turkey Day:yes:

Next ride for me is Diamond Lake Oregon at Diamond Lake Resort..... SNOW RIDE!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha!!!! No,,,,I took that in April.....

2008 KZ Sportsman Sportster Toyhauler 5'er 2006 TRX90 2007 Wolverine 450 Special Edition 1985 ATC 350X Pulled with a 2005 Ford PSD F250(not Pictured)

I heard Buckbilly went as a Paint Huffer:biggrin:

Just curious if you ever made it out of there....... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Maybe you could Explain What is GAY about it.....Or,,,,,Is that where you hang out and your just happy we are there????

Yes,,,,,A Couple of Friends got me on there a Few weeks ago...... Why???

WTF!!!!! I never Said you could come on here!!!!! Love Ya Brotha!!!

My 6 yr old:yes: this weekend at Pismo Beach

Just playin around

LMAO......I think that was just the Reflection of light from a Passing jeep or something.... Which Picture are you talking about?????

Hey Joe.....am I going BALD?????? Thanks for posting that one buddy!!!!

Same Pic just cleaned up..... Before.... After....

Dirtdog on his Grizz and Joe on his Can Am

BUSTED!!!!!!! LMAO!!!! I think she let him off with a Warning..... More Mom and Son

Just some Various shots..... Joe up in the Bowl....His Girl Friend riding shotgun on the Can Am Below...... Joes Rig STUCK and my Buddy Getting Wood trying to pull him out...LOL My buddys Kid My other Two Buddies....I guess you could call this the Buddy System???? My son on the Beach.....

One more..... I tweaked joes last picture above.....Same picture just Chopped and Cropped......

Thats all for now.....Im off to bed:yes: