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mywifeknowseverythin

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  1. Just Checking in on ya!!!!

    Seth has the Flyer put up....I have also listed the flyer here....Maybe you could print a few out and maybe send a couple to DPR so they can put them up in the windows of the store and in the shop??? They never did call me back on a sponsorship..:no:

    Email me again please...I seem to have lost your Email....:huh:

  2. I wouldnt worry about leaving your rides out while you sleep...The camp grounds are full of enthusiasts just like yourself and will respect your stuff....I have never had a problem in Winchester Bay or any other Dune Set in Oregon or California....Not saying that people like that dont exist, I have heard stories....I just dont think its anything to worry about.....I usually just park them up close to the trailer and go to bed....My Buddie insists on locking all his Stuff....Which is fine too....

    Discoverypointresort.com is the place to camp for Sand Access....they have the Cabins too remember....LOL.....

  3. Glad you made it back!!!!!!!!!

    No inconvenience.....Just a click of a button:laugh:

    Not sure what side of the Fence you are on here.....Are you for ATV's being legal in the Streets???? Or are you apposed to ATV's being Ridden by Black People without helmets in the Streets??

    As far as the manual....Post your want in the Yamaha Section of our Forum and you will get a response....:wink:

  4. One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin , a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and

    said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved.

    However, the roaring flames held the firefighters off. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

    Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation

    became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president

    shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck

    came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township

    volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65.

    To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle

    of the inferno.

    Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers

    jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it

    back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.

    Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished

    the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical

    company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

    The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,

    asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first ting ve

    gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"

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  5. Tap on the Shoulder

    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped

    him on the shoulder . The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly

    hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large

    plate glass window.

    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still

    shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'

    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize

    a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my

    first day driving a cab.

    I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'

  6. Number 10

    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9

    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8

    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

    Number 7

    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6

    Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

    Number 4

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

    Number 3

    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2

    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1

    Thought For 2010 "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today, might Burn Your As* Tomorrow"

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