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If your dog is barking at the back door to come in, and your wife is yelling at the front door to come in, who do you let in first ???

The dog, of course, because he'll shut up as soon as you let him in!

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Yamaha quad when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his Raptor when the mechanic shouted across the Garage.

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the atv.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic..........

"Try doing it with the engine running."

I was sitting in the family room watching TV on the sofa when I hear the wife in the kitchen say " what do you think you would like for dinner tonight honey? we've got chicken, fish, lamb?"

I replied "I think I'll have the chicken. Thanks."

wife say's "F#$# you, you're getting soup! I was talking to the cat"

Yes,,,,Great Walk though!!!!!

I moved your thread in here....I thought it to be more appropriate....

Your video did not play for me.....

Where was this video shot??? Some States allow ATVs on the Road and are Licensed....Some states you dont need a Helmet....

Just some things to think about before you fly off the handle....They might be Legit....

I Moved this in here just in case you wanted to Rally the Troops and figure out a legal way to do whatever it is you want to accomplish...However,,,Judging by your post count and the nature of your content I think you are post whoring this on all forums and never to return....

I hope to be Proven Wrong though....

Let me know if you land one with a Hot tub....Ill pack my Speedo....

Looks like you found the cleanup!!!!!

I used to take my ol Scout out there to Green Horn back in the day....Parties back their were Fierce!!!! Check out our dune clean up....It will be EPIC!!

No foul language, only what your mind is thinking is what makes it foul...LMAO!!!

WAZZZUPPPP!!!!! Just down below you in the Maysville/Yuba City area.....

What kind of riding....do you track ride or just trail ride???

dont know about Chico....Im sure you guys have a spot or two to just ride,,,We have the same here....However we have two Tracks to ride as well....There is also Stonyford...

Mendocino National Forest - Off-Highway Vehicle Maps

There is Camping there as well....

Let me know what you are up for....That is all I know of the local Area....I Ride Sand....almost Exclusively....So I dont pay much attention to dirt...LOL

Have you made a reservation????

That would be GREAT qudcrazy!!!!! You have my Addy!!!!

What,,,,You two cant talk the smack so you no longer contribute???? WTF is up with that???

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, "Where in

the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust... 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill

tattooed on his privates?"

" Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right

here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

Looking forward to maybe meeting ya!!!! Good Times!!!!!!!

Then along Came

(I think BB goes in all Directions:wink:)

Looking for some Business that might sponsor our Dune Clean Up with some kids Prizes...

We are now Focusing on the Kids...Seems like they get overlooked every yr.. It was Suggested so I am trying to come up with Good Packages for them....Anyone have any ideas?????

LMAO!!!!

PM Sent to you!!!!

NICE,,,,,,Where in Cali are ya????

How bout you two Wonder Twins start your own Bi*** Fest Thread....

Or am I gonna have to Spank Both your Pee Pee's????

Your gonna have to post some video of it!!!! Lovin it....Great Job....

Maier MFG

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Rocky Mountain ATV

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AXO - Apparel for motocross, freestyle, bmx, cycling, road and street.

Works Shocks

Twister Crankshafts

Cottage grove yamaha

Les Schwab

Bay Area Yamaha

Modquad

OMSN/Meyer Media

South Coast Sanitation

Sand Sports Mag.

Sidewinder

GT Thunder

Elka

Maier MFG

Dreamers Fab Works, Inc.

Rocky Mountain ATV

Local Heroes NW

H Bomb Films

PRM Products INC.

AXO - Apparel for motocross, freestyle, bmx, cycling, road and street.

Works Shocks

Twister Crankshafts

Cottage grove yamaha

Les Schwab

Bay Area Yamaha

Modquad

OMSN/Meyer Media

South Coast Sanitation!!!!

Sand Sports Magazine to do a full article on SWR and the dune clean up