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    Honda Bias

    in ATC 3-Wheeler Forum

    Posted

    I never talked smack on anyone here. I am here to help people w/ atv related issues. If I wanted to argue with other member I would go to 3wheelerorg, I think he is a cool cat that is used to naysaying on people on Forums. The other forum I was in with him everyone was badgering each other and thought it was fun times.

    Not Arguing with you Brotha.....Just wanted to know what you meant by your other post....Mymint is a Very good Friend of mine....We have Twisted the Dunes Together and have modded a Website together...Just lookin out for him,,,thats all...:wink:

    Honda Bias

    in ATC 3-Wheeler Forum

    Posted

    He came from One of those naysaying sites. :aargh:

    Ummm,,,,What do you know about him??? Is he a Good Guy or what??? Better know what you are talking about when you start talkin Smack....Isnt that the reason you are here??? All the Smack Talk???

    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD... that

    in General Talk - Anything Goes!

    Posted

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear

    Should I buy a new Ford or Dodge half ton Crew Cab 4x4 in the spring?

    in 4X4 Trucks and Jeeps

    Posted

    Congrats.....!!!!!!!!!!!

    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

    Department of Defense Gravity Experime…

    Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

    Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

    Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

    Driven Only During Grey Evenings

    Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

    Dead Old Dog Going East

    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

    Dear Old Dads Geriatric Express

    Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

    Drive Only During Great Emergencies

    Should I buy a new Ford or Dodge half ton Crew Cab 4x4 in the spring?

    in 4X4 Trucks and Jeeps

    Posted

    I work for the Gov. and we bid out all of our Vehicles....Over the last 15 yrs I have driven them all....I have to tell ya,,,,The F150 by far has been the most reliable so far. We get rid of them at about 100K miles. That happens about every 2 yrs..Seems like the Mechanics are busy on everything but the Fords...:laugh: Just yesterday at work I had to Pull out KW Loaded 5 Yard Truck with my GAS F250 Work Truck....Wish I would have gotten a Picture of that:skeptic:

    But I own a F250 PSD and Im on my 5th Turbo....:confused:

    Its a Crap Shoot!!!!!!!!

    Ol' Spot

    in General Talk - Anything Goes!

    Posted

    A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to

    get together on a regular basis to socialize, and play games. The lady

    of the house was to prepare the meal.

    When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to

    outdo all the others. Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak,

    but, mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, 'No mushrooms.

    They are too high.'

    He said, 'Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those

    mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed.'

    She said, 'No, some wild mushrooms are poison.'

    He said, 'Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK.'

    So, Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced,

    and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ole' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful.

    Ole ' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ole' Spot

    and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use

    them.

    The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from

    town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap

    on her head.

    After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played Phase

    10 and Mexican train dominoes. About then, the helper lady from town,

    came in and whispered in Janet's ear, 'Mrs. Williams, Ole' Spot just

    died'.

    Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called

    the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, 'That's

    bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance

    and I will be there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas

    and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just

    keep them calm.'

    Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the

    road. The EMT's and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a

    stomach pump.

    One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an

    enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished,

    the doctor came out and said, 'I think everything will be fine now.'

    Then he left.

    They were all l looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and

    about this time, the helper lady came in and said, 'You know, that

    fellow that ran over Ole' Spot never even stopped.'

    Frosty Women

    in General ATV Discussion

    Posted

    WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week..

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

    Keep reading-they get better!!!

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    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

    As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

    'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

    And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

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    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

    I know I'm not going to understand women.

    I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

    Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

    And still be afraid of a spider.

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    MARRIAGE SEMINAR

    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,

    Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,

    'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes..'

    He addressed the man,

    'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'

    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

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    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife...

    She directs him down the correct aisle.

    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

    To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

    And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

    So, I figure if I have to roll my own . So does she.

    (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

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    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

    Neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

    The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

    'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

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    WORDS

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

    30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

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    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

    So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

    'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

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    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who

    Should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,

    And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee..

    The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and

    You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

    Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

    Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

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    The Silent Treatment

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home

    And were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

    At 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

    'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,

    when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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    God may have created man before woman,

    but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

    My New Living Will Form

    in General Talk - Anything Goes!

    Posted

    I, __John______Doe_________ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

    If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

    ______a Martini ______a Margarita ______ a Scotch & soda ______a Bloody Mary ______a Gin and Tonic _______a Glass of Chardonnay ______a Beer_______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______the remote control ______a bowl of ice cream ______the sports page ______Chocolate or ______Sex

    It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast all the good times we have had.

    Signature: ___________________________ Date: _____________________

    NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place PLEASE pass it on!

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